View Poll Results: DID YOU PRAY THAT PRAYER AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS FIRST POST TO GOD FROM YOUR HEART?

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  • YES

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  • NO

    4 30.77%
  • I ALREADY PRAYED/ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST INTO MY HEART

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    Registered User Jugosa_Reina's Avatar Jugosa_Reina is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneshot View Post
    cha i was checking you wanted to take a swing on my pole
    What?
    Sometimes being a Bitc* is the only thing a woman has to hold onto

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    Registered User Jugosa_Reina's Avatar Jugosa_Reina is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    Yours don't deserve an answer.

    So thats the final answer to yours.
    Very well then
    Sometimes being a Bitc* is the only thing a woman has to hold onto

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    Registered User xfrodobagginsx is offline
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    Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

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    I breed Ank Panty Droppa's Avatar Panty Droppa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
    i know im going to hell

    they get 70 virgins in heaven

    am i going to get 70 whores in hell with loose vaginas

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    Players Play I Coach Swollen's Avatar Swollen is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    i know im going to hell

    they get 70 virgins in heaven

    am i going to get 70 whores in hell with loose vaginas
    You poor soul you can only get whores on earth.
    And then you have to pray that them pokey loose.

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    I breed Ank Panty Droppa's Avatar Panty Droppa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    You poor soul you can only get whores on earth.
    And then you have to pray that them pokey loose.
    loose pokey

    i want tight pattacake

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    Players Play I Coach Swollen's Avatar Swollen is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    loose pokey

    i want tight pattacake
    Lmao you ah real pressah foot.

    Ain't no way you Trini.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    Lmao you ah real pressah foot.

    Ain't no way you Trini.
    hassa an gilbakka

    you is ah fakka

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    Players Play I Coach Swollen's Avatar Swollen is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    hassa an gilbakka

    you is ah fakka
    Lol Boi don't start acting like OM.
    Mi know the collie in you ah talk.

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    PLEASE take this thread seriously.

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    ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!! Deacon's Avatar Deacon is offline
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    Have you reached the gates of Mordor yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    PLEASE take this thread seriously.
    If you keep posting,

    I will go to southfield, mi and beat you with a frozen bible.

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    A-a Froddo Baggins still deh bout preachin d word to allyuh sinnerssss?? ...lolol .....resilient boy..
    Love Life!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TriniDivaWoman View Post
    A-a Froddo Baggins still deh bout preachin d word to allyuh sinnerssss?? ...lolol .....resilient boy..
    Hello there.

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    aint no such thing as heaven or hell
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    the healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.

    Carl G. Jung

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