Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: have uh laff.

  1. #1
    dev
    Registered User dev is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2000
    Location
    ga
    Posts
    9,200
    Credits
    143,025

    have uh laff.

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
    oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
    from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure.

    A young student nurse appears, to give him a partial sponge
    bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my
    testicles black?'

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, sir. I'm
    only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
    his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown,
    holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
    lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close
    look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
    very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but
    listen very, very closely......



    *'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

  2. #2
    Unique woman TriniTrini's Avatar TriniTrini is offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Success City
    Posts
    10,588
    Credits
    1,196,499
    When You Get.. Give.... When you learn... teach (Maya Angelou)

    Be the change you wish to see in the world.
    Let us work with others to change our communities.

  3. #3
    progressive masterflex's Avatar masterflex is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    next to muh neighbour
    Posts
    12,614
    Credits
    1,570,872
    lol
    One step at a time

  4. #4
    Be like water DeSocaPrincess's Avatar DeSocaPrincess is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    wey all tings dose ballance
    Posts
    6,636
    Credits
    1,016,669
    Recognize The ORIGIONAL,
    There Can Be Only ONE!

  5. #5
    aka Tiny-Winey reppin SIA Pretty Preya's Avatar Pretty Preya is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Toronto
    Posts
    2,987
    Credits
    1,011,855
    lolol

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •