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    Funny Parrot

    A woman had a parrot
    that she took with her
    everywhere she went.

    She would even take the parrot
    to the club with her
    when she went dancing
    and drinking on Saturday nights.

    Whenever the woman went on to the dance floor,
    the parrot would yell,
    "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
    we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
    Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"
    The crowd on the dance floor
    would always cheer and holler in appreciation
    when the parrot would yell.
    This would make the parrot yell even more
    and of course make the crowd go wild.
    This would go on all night long,
    every time the parrot went out with her.

    One Sunday morning,
    the woman took the parrot to church
    and into the choir stand with her.
    When the choir started to sing,
    the parrot yelled,
    "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
    we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
    Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"

    She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
    "No, you don't say that here!"
    The parrot looked around and asked,
    "Why not?
    These the same muthafukkahs
    that was at the club last night!!

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    so true......

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