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    Quote Originally Posted by illuminati
    i think it's easier for men than women to do that.
    yeah, cause alyuh get too damn comfortable. an no gyal want to smell dat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Simon
    I had this same discussion with an IMIXer last week.
    How long is - AS SOON AS POSSIBLE......

    Just do it, like Nike . You'll feel like you've known that person for years

    i have no problem poopsin in front meh gyul....right away..cuz if shes my girl....shes been around me and we're comfortable around each other....if she poops oh well...ah tell her she bamsee stink she push me away, i push she away...den wen d pungent odor has left...yuh hug up :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by limintrinibwoy20
    nevah....wat happen...ur poops dem does be manufactured for nuclear warfare or what?


    nahhhh...my folks never used to fart in front of me...and if i ever fart in front of them we'd get yelled at...so farting in front of ppl have always been a big no no...

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    Quote Originally Posted by haitiandiva


    nahhhh...my folks never used to fart in front of me...and if i ever fart in front of them we'd get yelled at...so farting in front of ppl have always been a big no no...

    well of course it depends on the setting......if ur in public..of course not...id get yelled at for doin somethin like that at the dinner table or somethin but if u limin..yuh family...not while ppl there...it wasn't no scene...

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    Quote Originally Posted by limintrinibwoy20
    well of course it depends on the setting......if ur in public..of course not...id get yelled at for doin somethin like that at the dinner table or somethin but if u limin..yuh family...not while ppl there...it wasn't no scene...
    not my family...i heard my dad fart once and that was by mistake...never heard my mom nor my sistas fart...it's such a culture shock though cuz my room8 is comfy with fartin in front of ppl...and she's always farting around me and on me...she honestly doesn't realize how close she comes to gettin killed when she pass gas around me

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    Quote Originally Posted by limintrinibwoy20
    nevah....wat happen...ur poops dem does be manufactured for nuclear warfare or what?
    goodness

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    didnt we have this discussion already... about the elephant under the chair??

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    Quote Originally Posted by haitiandiva
    not my family...i heard my dad fart once and that was by mistake...never heard my mom nor my sistas fart...it's such a culture shock though cuz my room8 is comfy with fartin in front of ppl...and she's always farting around me and on me...she honestly doesn't realize how close she comes to gettin killed when she pass gas around me
    My mother didnt have no manners... at all....lol lol she just use to let it rip....lol

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    As long as you comfortable around that person. Then its ok...Let that shite rip for all its worth. Laugh it off. Why hold it in and kill yourself slowly??? Everyone farts, why hide? Its like burping, just have some class about it and keep the noise to a minimum. You will feel better in the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by haitiandiva
    not my family...i heard my dad fart once and that was by mistake...never heard my mom nor my sistas fart...it's such a culture shock though cuz my room8 is comfy with fartin in front of ppl...and she's always farting around me and on me...she honestly doesn't realize how close she comes to gettin killed when she pass gas around me
    If u ask me she dun kill u scentimentally (the smell) and intermediatly (right pon u)
    I personally find it funny. There's a time and place for everything. But if u wit someone that u comfortable wit I say do dis da louder and sound effects mek it all worth while. Just try not to brake u batty or shhits ya pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by illuminati
    i think it's easier for men than women to do that.

    the first day i meet them
    imma farter, sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by triniwoman2003
    how long before you could pass some gas in front yuh s/o?
    how about never:
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    Quote Originally Posted by limintrinibwoy20
    i have no problem poopsin in front meh gyul....right away..cuz if shes my girl....shes been around me and we're comfortable around each other....if she poops oh well...ah tell her she bamsee stink she push me away, i push she away...den wen d pungent odor has left...yuh hug up :)


    that's how it's supposed to go...i remember i went on a diet and i used to fart alot in my sleep, my ex taped me one night and played that all day the next day to harass me...when ur comfortable with someone, them things are supposed to happen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by triniwoman2003
    how long before you could pass some gas in front yuh s/o?

    I'm sorry I just let it rip...I'm not going to die because I held in my fart or get serious gas pains...are you crazy...I just apologize after...lol!!

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    As soon as possible...just make sure it's silent and that you move away slowly and it's in a public place so you can blame others.
    ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

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