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    SoCa ADdIcT-nEeD aH fIx CaribGyrl's Avatar CaribGyrl is offline
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    Dumb Come-on Lines!

    So I'm at work last nite and a co-worker says she was approached by this dude who looked her up & down, seductively, getting ready to lay out his game.



    First ting out de man mouth is: "Ey dahlin................(licking lips) you look STRONG!



    I nearly choked on my own spit when she tell me this was his come-on line!!


    FELLAS-----------WTF?????

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    Wuck up ya waist gyal SexyBajanGyal's Avatar SexyBajanGyal is offline
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    how about this one...

    "ma u need to get with me so i can put some BODY on u".....

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    SoCa ADdIcT-nEeD aH fIx CaribGyrl's Avatar CaribGyrl is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyBajanGyal
    how about this one...

    "ma u need to get with me so i can put some BODY on u".....
    DEAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaribGyrl
    So I'm at work last nite and a co-worker says she was approached by this dude who looked her up & down, seductively, getting ready to lay out his game.



    First ting out de man mouth is: "Ey dahlin................(licking lips) you look STRONG!



    I nearly choked on my own spit when she tell me this was his come-on line!!


    FELLAS-----------WTF?????

    why...

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    SoCa ADdIcT-nEeD aH fIx CaribGyrl's Avatar CaribGyrl is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by VincyPantha20
    why...
    my thoughts exactly! come on now! "you look strong" strong enough for what???

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    U on imix?

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    SoCa ADdIcT-nEeD aH fIx CaribGyrl's Avatar CaribGyrl is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado
    U on imix?
    who me?

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    Wuck up ya waist gyal SexyBajanGyal's Avatar SexyBajanGyal is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado
    U on imix?
    is that ur personal favorite to use???

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    One Eye Monster Inc.. Desperado's Avatar Desperado is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyBajanGyal
    is that ur personal favorite to use???
    Yup thats my summer anthem...

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    SoCa ADdIcT-nEeD aH fIx CaribGyrl's Avatar CaribGyrl is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado
    Yup thats my summer anthem...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaribGyrl
    my thoughts exactly! come on now! "you look strong" strong enough for what???

    i'm sorry....u can give me nuff brain damage 2 make me say stupid things and i guarantee you my life that i wouldn't even say that

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaribGyrl
    Did i tell u i like yuh legs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by VincyPantha20
    i'm sorry....u can give me nuff brain damage 2 make me say stupid things and i guarantee you my life that i wouldn't even say that
    i hope not cuz i tell de girl i woulda laugh in de man face and embarrassed him even more!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desperado
    Did i tell u i like yuh legs..
    freshness!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaribGyrl
    i hope not cuz i tell de girl i woulda laugh in de man face and embarrassed him even more!!!!

    shame on he

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