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    Dead man get woman pregnant

    The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

    According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

    In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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    WTF!!! What would possess a person to fock a corpse? And she even bold with it too...smh

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    ummmmm wow. i don't even know if i believe this ish

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    WOW that's just crazy and it probally was not her first time having sex on the job.

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    could you imagine what she looks like if she had to ride de dead man in her wuk?

    plus....how does she explain this to the child she's keeping???

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    Maybe she always wanted to be with him and he said over his dead body.

    The upside was she ripped life from the jaws of death - more life mi seh.

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    Well when you dead you think you are free from all the baby mam drama then you die an still have to deal with it.
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    Gawd I hope this is a joke..

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    What the...... steups people for real in this world. Geez..

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkie View Post
    could you imagine what she looks like if she had to ride de dead man in her wuk?

    plus....how does she explain this to the child she's keeping???
    Quote Originally Posted by Georgeflash View Post
    Maybe she always wanted to be with him and he said over his dead body.

    The upside was she ripped life from the jaws of death - more life mi seh.
    LMAO only things that make sense in this creepy thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownilus View Post
    LMAO only things that make sense in this creepy thread!
    It's false people...men you can rest easy...yuh sperm is safe!...this article is a satirical piece done on Deadbeat news....it's all fictional...website below

    snopes.com: Dead Man in Mortuary Impregnates Woman
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    Everything in. This story screams fake
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    i guess she couldnt let a hard one go....

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    just like the bajan guy who was ################ing dead ppl in the faking morgue.. them evil freaks cant get de undead shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theunknownone View Post
    Well when you dead you think you are free from all the baby mam drama then you die an still have to deal with it.
    basically.

    his kids prob thought they getting some $$$ now they get zilch of whatever little he left.


    this remind me of kill bill tho and those comatose fukking crazies...some ppl just deviant.

    ps i heard that post mortem ejaculation was possible but what a way to have it proven.
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

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