|01-15-2003, 11:30 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: where the Eagles are a hometown favorite!
Sometimes you just cannot find words to describe the total insanity of your love life. So I went ahead and made up some....
Sweat suitor - a deadly dull boyfriend who is hard to break up with him because being with him is so damn comfortable - like lounging around in sweats.
Pecker Shock - the panicked feeling you get when you realise that a guy is either way too small or way too big, for sex to work between you two.
Duncan Hinesight - the startling realization that you have scared off a new boyfriend with a homemade gift; regert at having baked or sewn for a man too early in a relationship.
Birken Stalker - the cute but underemployed guy with no "interview shoes" and too much time to spend on a new relationship.
Queen in de-Nile - a straight man who has not yet realized he is gay.
Haireola - A hair (or hairs) growing around your nipple that you discover; to you horror, midmakeout; any other body-hair embarrassment that ruins an otherwise promising sexual encounter. Haireola
|01-15-2003, 01:47 PM||#2 (permalink)|
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I just read that in Glamour magazine!!!
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