Sometimes you just cannot find words to describe the total insanity of your love life. So I went ahead and made up some....

Sweat suitor - a deadly dull boyfriend who is hard to break up with him because being with him is so damn comfortable - like lounging around in sweats.

Pecker Shock - the panicked feeling you get when you realise that a guy is either way too small or way too big, for sex to work between you two.

Duncan Hinesight - the startling realization that you have scared off a new boyfriend with a homemade gift; regert at having baked or sewn for a man too early in a relationship.

Birken Stalker - the cute but underemployed guy with no "interview shoes" and too much time to spend on a new relationship.

Queen in de-Nile - a straight man who has not yet realized he is gay.

Haireola - A hair (or hairs) growing around your nipple that you discover; to you horror, midmakeout; any other body-hair embarrassment that ruins an otherwise promising sexual encounter. Haireola

I just read that in Glamour magazine!!!

that is where I got this from and thought that i might share with the non readers.