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    Couple Stuck During Sex?

    A report that a man and a woman got stuck while having sex and had to be rushed to a popular hospital has been the talk on the lips of several persons at that medical facility.

    The report said that the man's penis had to be cut off after the woman's vagina tightened around it and he was not able to get out.

    Though employees confirmed hearing about the report, the hospital's administration say they have never heard of such a case.

    Reports reaching THE STAR say that the man and the woman showed up to the hospital in an inseparable sexual position, similar to that of two canines that had got stuck during the mating process. It is understood that the woman had to be injected with muscle relaxant by medical staff to release her severe grip on the man. By this time, however, it was too late as oxygen and blood had stopped circulating in the man's member for too long, hence it had to be cut off.



    Coitus captivus

    When The Star visited the hospital, there were only a few staff members who admitted that they too have heard the incident and were questioning if the argument was just a rumour.

    "Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true," said one porter who was on duty. "I jus hear the argument wha day when mi come back a work, yuh see me? But I don't know who it happen to or when, nothing like that. I just hear that a man and a woman come up yah hitch."

    A staff member from the Accident and Emergency Unit said he, too, heard of the incident, but like his co-worker could not say if it was true.

    While he, too, has never heard about the case at the hospital, Dr Alverston Bailey, medical doctor and immediate past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica (MAJ), said it was theoretically possible for a man and a woman to get 'stuck' in such a compromising position.

    "It's a disorder we learnt about in medical school but I have never seen any cases of it. It's called coitus captivus, where the woman's vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man," he said. "This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady's severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man's penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled."

    Dr Bailey said that when this happens medical attention would have to be sought immediately, in the event that the woman was not able to calm herself and relax her muscles as the longer the wait, the more severe the pain would get.

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    I would have cut around her vagina or give her some hard cuff or something.

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    ladies get your tight pussi thing going .. Small Island chicks don't even try because yall fuk toomuch.

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    must be a one ah dem yardie gyal dat used the wrong glue

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    Not possible!

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    skype go suk out yuh gayaneese mummer ...

    fake dread



    This story just messed up my creativity this morning..I was on a roll enjoying my writing then bam..knock me off tracks

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    what!.....
    Recognize The ORIGIONAL,
    There Can Be Only ONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by War means love View Post
    skype go suk out yuh gayaneese mummer ...
    fake dread



    This story just messed up my creativity this morning..I was on a roll enjoying my writing then bam..knock me off tracks


    nuff nutrients from mi mummer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hype View Post
    nuff nutrients from mi mummer....
    thats why you a suk other gal pussi..a nutrents you a look.

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    "the tightness a your thing, one of your assets...man a run you down water run like facet...baby boo you full a glue patex..man empty dem pockets."

    lol....a new meaning to gumtion

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    Quote Originally Posted by War means love View Post
    ladies get your tight pussi thing going .. Small Island chicks don't even try because yall fuk toomuch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hype View Post
    must be a one ah dem yardie gyal dat used the wrong glue


    Ent dem man wah occubit and tite hole...well he get it...hahahahahahhahaa.

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    LSB readin about dat will eff up ur day even more

    Small ting ah sure Vagina dentata worse
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    Small ting ah sure Vagina dentata worse
    both situations must suck...i mean ouch

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    lol it is possible..but not the #################### closing part.. a man with a ################ ring once got it snugged inside of his wife during sex and they had to go to the hospital to take it out lol...wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    Small ting ah sure Vagina dentata worse
    ?? they cut it off!! dat small?

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