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    Cigarettes and tampons

    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapshot
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapshot
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
    sad thing is i can so see you doing the same shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by sTrOkEr
    sad thing is i can so see you doing the same shit
    cheapshot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist
    cheapshot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sTrOkEr
    sad thing is i can so see you doing the same shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist
    cheapshot?
    nope Snapshot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapshot
    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.


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