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    Talking Chutney MaD Poetry

    Scorpion Sting meh
    Feelin ah go dead
    Darlin if yuh Love meh
    Come lie down in meh bed

    Curry Mango and ah solo
    Liming watching sparrow and Cro-Cro
    On the TV is Austin powers swinging he Mojo

    So yuh looking for ah Indian man ?
    One who could beat tassa or Pan and not from Iran
    Yuh want ah Madrass from Trinidad ?
    With Sugar cane cuts, and dasheen bush stains on he hand

    Yuh want ah man who could curry this and curry that
    Yuh want somebody to make Sada Roti out ah yuh Cyat?
    Somebody who could eat plenty Polurie and doh get fat?

    Somebody who could Buss Bamboo and light ah Flambo in one Shot
    Somebody who could touch ah burning flame and say
    “But this thing not hot!!”

    Well yuh looking fuh ah Indian Man
    One who could hold yuh and Jam
    Inside the session

    Yuh looking fuh ah Indian Man



    Chutney Mad Poetry!

    WHO MORE MAD!?
    Last edited by Visuallynice~; 03-04-2004 at 11:11 AM.

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    always the first to arrive on de scene. brilliant, brilliant. carry one! *inserts clapping hands here*

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    Originally posted by MrsSocaflex
    always the first to arrive on de scene. brilliant, brilliant. carry one! *inserts clapping hands here*
    MrsSocaflex baby
    How do you do?
    Yuh always clapping fuh me
    Now I want to clap fuh you
    so insert your Chutney Mad poem here *..............*

    and yeah.....
    its ah double dare :p

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    Doubles man one doubles man two
    Doubles man make ah doubles fuh true
    Slight bara- plenty pepper -no paper
    The doubles man get vex and reach fuh he revolver

    Roti man twice Roti man trice
    Ah eat ah roti from Hoseins and it was nice
    Meh belly start to growl like ah gremlin
    Pepper start to bite meh between the skin

    Divali 2 Divali 4
    Ah drink Deyaa oil forever more
    Ah buss ah scratch bomb in meh neighbour yard
    Up to now deh cant find the Dog name Glad

    PLOOOO!! 8 PLOOOOOO!!! 9
    The sound of the bamboo yuh hear whole night
    Ah blow the smoke to buss again
    Ah dragon breath burn off the top of meh brain

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    Come back Ramlogan, come back to me
    I miss you and your paratha roti
    Yuh tek way all de cane and cassava pone
    And all I have left is dis bottle of gramaxone
    I wasn't touching up on dat fella ass
    I beggin' yuh hard to please put down de cutlass

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    Originally posted by brownskintrini
    Come back Ramlogan, come back to me
    I miss you and your paratha roti
    Yuh tek way all de cane and cassava pone
    And all I have left is dis bottle of gramaxone
    I wasn't touching up on dat fella ass
    I beggin' yuh hard to please put down de cutlass
    LOL....... nice!


    DANRAJH IN THE CELL
    DANRAJH NOT FEELING WELL

    Is Ramlogan that put Danrajh in Jail

    He lucky

    Ramlogan was looking to chop up he tail
    Danrajh went and thief he chicken and goat
    And then take some small change from he winter coat

    HURRY HURRY HURRY
    DANRAJH WENT FUH CURRY

    But it was ah trap
    And as he walk through the door
    ......WHAP!!!......


    Alas
    Ramlogan and Shadow is good friends
    Dey cut he ass until he piss he “depends”


    MAD

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    hi visual

    ah went down trini..
    an ah hear de song come bata come whine on me
    ah look ah round an wha ah see ah batty looking at me
    ah grab him by he neck
    ah grab him by he waist
    and ah wok up meh waistline all up in he face..
    when ah leh he go he started to cry
    oh gosh gosh.. now its truly ruummm tilll iiii diiiiie.....


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    Originally posted by slimgyal
    hi visual

    ah went down trini..
    an ah hear de song come bata come whine on me
    ah look ah round an wha ah see ah batty looking at me
    ah grab him by he neck
    ah grab him by he waist
    and ah wok up meh waistline all up in he face..
    when ah leh he go he started to cry
    oh gosh gosh.. now its truly ruummm tilll iiii diiiiie.....


    EVERYTIME AH PASSING GIRL YUH GRINDING MASALA
    EVERYTIME AH PASSING GIRL YUH GRINDING MASALA


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