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    Chinese Proverbs...

    Chinese Proverbs...

    Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man with one chop stick go hungry.

    Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

    Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

    Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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    Learn Chinese in Five Minutes...

    English - See me A.S.A.P.
    Chinese - Kum Hia Nao


    English -Stupid Man
    Chinese - Dum Gai


    English -Small Horse
    Chinese - Tai Ni Po Ni


    English - Did you go to the beach?
    Chinese - Wai Yu So Tan?


    English - I bumped into a coffee table.
    Chinese - Ai Bang Mai Ni


    English - I think you need a facelift.
    Chinese - Chin Tu Fat


    English - It's very dark in here.
    Chinese - Wai So Dim?


    English - Has your flight been delayed?
    Chinese - Hao Long Wei Ting?


    English - That was an unauthorized execution.
    Chinese - Lin Ching


    English - I thought you were on a diet.
    Chinese - Wai Yu Mun Ching?


    English - This is a tow away zone.
    Chinese - No Pah King


    English - Do you know the Macarena lyrics?
    Chinese - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?


    English - You are not very bright.
    Chinese - Yu So Dum


    English I got this for free.
    Chinese - Ai No Pei


    English - Are you harboring a fugitive?
    Chinese - Hu Yu Hai Ding?


    English - I am not guilty.
    Chinese - Wai Hang Mi?


    English -Please, stay a while longer.
    Chinese - Wai Go Nao?

    English - Our meeting is next week.
    Chinese - Wai Yu Kum Nao?


    English - They have arrived.
    Chinese - Hia Dei Kum

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