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Thread: Case of the Pregnant Woman!!

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    Case of the Pregnant Woman!!

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    She immediately moved to another seat.
    He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied, "Well your Honor it was like this:
    When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, " Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
    BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident". I just lost it.

    "CASE DISMISSED!!"

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    Registered User DestinyDesire is offline
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    Hello

    You look very decent, and I was wondering how old you are and where do you live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DestinyDesire
    You look very decent, and I was wondering how old you are and where do you live.
    wow...
    i hope u realize that trini Ex is a female
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Trini Exhibitionist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugahkhayne
    wow...
    i hope u realize that trini Ex is a female

    I hope so too..but what person can't tell I'm a woman....even meh Carnival DIVA is ah give away...

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    Registered User trinidarkie is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by DestinyDesire
    You look very decent, and I was wondering how old you are and where do you live.

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    Trini Exhibitionist
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    Quote Originally Posted by trinidarkie

    shhh, don't laugh at the girl...she's new....yuh see how much trouble Barry causing....

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    Registered User trinidarkie is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trini Exhibitionist
    shhh, don't laugh at the girl...she's new....yuh see how much trouble Barry causing....
    Girl this one right up there with people thinking Saucy was really Denise Belfon.

    I wonder if he reach on the Mix yet to spy his pic?

    Welcome Destiny Desire

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    Trini Exhibitionist
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    Quote Originally Posted by trinidarkie
    Girl this one right up there with people thinking Saucy was really Denise Belfon.

    I wonder if he reach on the Mix yet to spy his pic?

    Welcome Destiny Desire

    what's his name on IMIX woman...tell me tell me tell me!!!!!

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    Registered User trinidarkie is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trini Exhibitionist
    what's his name on IMIX woman...tell me tell me tell me!!!!!
    Don't think that he has one. But he may be peeping since he heard about his pic.

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