A Simple Friend vs. A Real Friend vs. A Caribbean Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A CARIBBEAN FRIEND CAUSE DE DAMN TEARS IN DE FUS PLACE

A simple friend doesn't know your parent's first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his/her address book.
A CARIBBEAN FRIEND KNOW WHERE DEY LIVIN', WHAT DEY COOKIN' ON WHAT
DAY, AND WILL SHOW UP AT THEIR DOORSTEPS (added: eat dey food, bring
some home in dey plastic (sunflower butter) container and never
bring it back)!

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean A CARIBBEAN
FRIEND COME LATE, BRING A SET OF PEOPLE AND THEN TALK ABOUT YOU WHEN
ALL DE FOOD AND BOOZE DONE.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they have gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A CARIBBEAN FRIEND looks at the caller Id or SCREEN DE CALL AND DOH
ANSWER WHEN IS YOU

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A CARIBBEAN FRIEND WILL LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS AND CRY WID YOU,
EVEN OFFER TO HELP YOU, THEN TELL EVERYBODY AND ADD A LITTLE MORE
JUICE TO THE STORY........

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history,
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A CARIBBEAN FRIEND WILL BLACKMAIL YOU AND STILL TELL EVERYBODY !!!!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
OH GOSH...A CARIBBEAN FRIEND OPEN YUH FRIDGE, CLEAN IT OUT, COMPLAIN
YUH AIN'T HAVE ENOUGH, THEN TELL DE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD DEY MOUTH
WAS DRY