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    Whining Criminal SpArkLe is offline
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    Caribbean Accents... lol

    A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese
    driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.

    "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
    "Well, I goin get a driver's license," he answered.
    "Oh, doe listen to him," yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's
    seat... "He's ah real smart ass when he drunk yes."

    This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at
    the cop and moaned, "I knew we was not gonna get farr in dis tief-in
    car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice
    said, in patois, "Yow!, I man mek it 'crass di barder yet?"


    The Canadian Highway Patrolman smiled, and handed the $5,000 check
    to the driver. "I always loved the island talk, but I could never
    understand it. Have a nice day."






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    Quote Originally Posted by SpArkLe View Post
    A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese
    driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.

    "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
    "Well, I goin get a driver's license," he answered.
    "Oh, doe listen to him," yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's
    seat... "He's ah real smart ass when he drunk yes."

    This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at
    the cop and moaned, "I knew we was not gonna get farr in dis tief-in
    car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice
    said, in patois, "Yow!, I man mek it 'crass di barder yet?"


    The Canadian Highway Patrolman smiled, and handed the $5,000 check
    to the driver. "I always loved the island talk, but I could never
    understand it. Have a nice day."





    lol lmao

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    ah like chupidness limintrinibwoy's Avatar limintrinibwoy is offline
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    lawd boy dis joke so old

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    The "trickle down" in full effect.

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