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    Mrs. Cimo 2 QueenBea's Avatar QueenBea is offline
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    bwaaaaaaaaaah!

    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"

    "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

    "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her asshole husband came in the front door.

    So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

    "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

    "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already!Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a biatch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

    "Yeech!" the bartender said. "No wonder you're mad."

    "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when

    they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

    "Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

    "Oh, I'm not finished. See what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off, was when I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX freakin' inches off the ground!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenBea
    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"

    "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

    "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her asshole husband came in the front door.

    So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

    "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

    "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already!Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a biatch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

    "Yeech!" the bartender said. "No wonder you're mad."

    "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when

    they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

    "Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

    "Oh, I'm not finished. See what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off, was when I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX freakin' inches off the ground!!"

    *dies*........................................

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