This is too funny!!

A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in

front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is

all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a

mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"

She turns to her husband and says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel better
about myself"

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice........"well......there's nothing wrong
with your eyesight".