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    Black Panties

    Just to bring some laughter to de massive...


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    Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression - mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection, on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?" He replies, "I'd like to offer my condolences



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    Former IMIX POSTER Child montREALady's Avatar montREALady is offline
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    RE: Black Panties

    you know, after i read this in the yahoo club, i almost posted it here hotpeppa!

    montREALady :-)
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    RE: Black Panties

    bups bups
    dat hard, dat hard

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    RE: Black Panties

    good choice of words ichard! LOL!!

    montREALady :-)
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    RE: Black Panties

    hasn't this been on the mix before

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    RE: Black Panties

    LOL...


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    RE: Black Panties

    Yeah, I remeber seeing that somewhere before....but it still got a chuckle out of me.

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    LOL

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