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    FIRE STORM Nferno is offline
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    Big D*ck Bajans!!

    Patrick Manning is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
    "Patrick, it's the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Port-of-Spain has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
    "Shit - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
    "We're going to have to ship some in from away...Jamaica?..."
    "No chance!! They will have a field day on this one!"
    "What about the Bajans?"

    "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. You call Owen Arthur - tell him we need one million condoms; Ribbed ones; ten inches long and four inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Trinis really are!!"
    The health minister calls Owen Arthur, who agrees to help the Trinis out in their hour of need.
    Three days later a shipment arrives in Port-of-Spain - full of boxes. A delighted Patrick rushes out to open the boxes. He finds condoms; 10 inches long; 4 inches thick, all ribbed. He then notices in small writing on each and every one:-

    100% BAJAN

    SIZE : MEDIUM

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    IMIX ATTORNEY GENERAL Trinibaje's Avatar Trinibaje is offline
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    LOL... i did tell allyuh bout bajan man.....LOL>>>>LOL>>>>LOL>>>>>>>

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    Um, djnferno...how about that spliff?

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    Speaking from experience i have to tape mine to my leg everyday so no one at work knows my secret

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    Originally posted by Jahmekya


    Um, djnferno...how about that spliff?
    lol....hol on..I rolling up now.

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