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    Talking This, apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.

    This, apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.


    Jan Weston
    4 Corinthian Close
    Hatch Warren
    Basingstoke
    RG22 4TN

    01256 358932
    07722 840681


    Dear Sirs,

    I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe
    this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number
    and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in
    1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born
    and on what date.

    For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have
    on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed
    for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card, my driving
    license, my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had,
    on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
    before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all
    those insufferable census forms.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
    name is Mary Anne, my father's name is David and I'd be abso-################ing-lutely
    astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

    I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me,
    I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house,
    then you ask me for my ################ing address!!!!

    What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes workin'
    there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want
    to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my
    arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me,
    why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next
    15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a
    goat, believe you me, you'd be the last ################ing people I'd want to
    tell!

    Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
    poxy city to get another ################ing copy of my birth certificate, to the
    tune of 30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the
    same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
    Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd
    rather have us running all over the ################in' place like chickens with our
    heads cut off, then have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's
    really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not
    allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic ################in' morons) Hey, do you know why
    we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!

    Sincerely
    Signed

    An Irate Citizen.

    p.s. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone
    to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
    1776 .......... I have served in the military for something over 30
    years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years
    enabling me to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world.
    .......... However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am
    - you know, someone like my doctor -

    WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ################ING PAKISTAN!!
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