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    Antiguans LMAO

    Wha mek unu so backwards & uncivilized?
    Last week mi touch dung dey & one a unu red-yeye custom officer tek wey mi bran-new camouflage cargo shorts (see pic below) say it illegal inna di country.
    Where else pan puppa jesus green & blue earth dem confiscate clothes?

    So mi respectfully say to him "ok, I will adhere to the rules of your nation, can I have mi clothes when I am leaving your country?" Di man, without hesitation, say "NO!"

    Camo is juss a pattern printed on a fabric. It cyan harm nobody. & juss in case dem ago say dem nuh wha mi a pretend fi be military... its a ################ing shorts. Mi sure nobody inna fidem defense force nuh wear short-pants.

    Mi did wha ask him how him feel bout the color red before him open mi second grip, cause a nuff red sitten did in dey

    Smaddy Tell MI say Trinidad have Di Same Idiot Rule. THese Small Islanders have Alotta Spare Time On There Hands. Isnt Antiqua About as Big as 2 Brooklyn Blocks. What They Need a Army For Anyways................
    *DWL*

    Den hear di next ################ry now nuh...

    Mi a leave & mi go fi pay di "Departure Tax." Most countrues did away with this tax years ago, but, whatever. So di sign pan di window say "Antigua & Barbuda, and CARICOM nationals: $50 (EC). Visitors $75 EC"

    So mi pull out mi $50 cause mi a travel with a Jamaican Passport & as far as mi know, Jamaica is still a part a CARICOM. Di likkle renkin gyal tell mi say mi fi pay $75. So mi point pan di sign & say "it says CARICOM nationals = $50. My passport is Jamaican, my nationality is Jamaican. Jamaica is a member of CARICOM"
    She say yes, but I don't have a visa in my passport & I am flying to the US. Mi ask har what does that have to do with mi nationality. She say mi have a green card. Mi tell har "I live in the US. my US Residency Card is proof that I reside there legally. Even on the green card is says country of birth & nationality: JAM"

    So di eediat gyal call over her supervisor who juss done charge mi fren at the next window $50. The sup come over & a agree, so my fren say "but yu juss charge me $50" the super say but he doesn't have a Visa. Mi fren say Neither do I & yu juss charge mi $50. She say "he's traveling with a US Green Card." mi bredrin say "me have a US Green card too & yu juss charge mi $50." Now she say "But sir, you have an Antiguan passport" Mi jump in & refer back to the sign & say "the sign says Antigua & Barbuda AND CARICOM nationals, it didn't say Antigua & Barbuda FULL STOP" Mi did prepare fi spend di day out dey a show dem say dem dunce, but mi fren couldn't tek di bag a talking & pay them di ress a di money.

    STILL deading over the RED.

    Seriously...I heard about this with Trinidad and it have to be one of the dumbest laws I ever come cross...

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    So Browni is this one of your Jamaican friends ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Lieutenant View Post
    So Browni is this one of your Jamaican friends ?
    Nah sah teef it from DHR.

    The way the story is told kills me dead wid laugh every time I read it!

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    Temporary Suspension Swerve is offline
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    I think the camoflouge thing applies in Barbados too. Not sure about Trini cause I swear I see Jouvert bands in Camo already with no issues.

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    It applies in Dominica too... De camp thing... But depending on the style of clothing they may let you slide. I had a short camo skirt for a performance and the special forces dudes were staring hard. I asked one which one aryou wear skirt like this?

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    Temporary Suspension Nevergood's Avatar Nevergood is offline
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    dey tek me camo cap already dumb azzes its not a weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    same laws in st.kitts.....couple years ago....some guys dress as defence force personnel rob couple stores and when they were caught the following week the law was introduce...in parliment
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