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    Talking For all the New York Subway Commuters...

    For all the New York Subway Commuters



    For those of you that must endure commuting everyday on NYC`s Transit
    System.


    What White People on the subway want Black People to know:

    1. If there are two inches of space between two people on a seat, it
    doesn`t entitles your big ass to squeeze in that space!

    2. Eating Popeye`s Chicken, pizza, McDonald`s or cheese puffs is not
    permitted on the train.

    3. Just because you got the latest 50 cent CD, doesn`t mean that the
    whole
    subway car needs to hear it

    4. Your kids should not change the destination signs or spin on the
    poles
    like strippers.

    5. Men: Yes, we know your ################ is big. Now close your legs so someone
    else
    can sit down!

    6. The very last car is not the "Smoking Lounge."

    7. Girls, before leaving, pleasewipe off the seat if your cheeks are not

    covered by your shorts.


    What Black people on the subway want White people to know:

    1. Your laptop and Starbucks coffee did not pay $2.00 to ride, moves it
    so
    I can sit down.

    2. When you yell at your kids, it`s OK to cuss them out & smack them
    along
    side the head.

    3. If someone is in the doorway, and they are not budging because it is
    too crowded to move...DO NOT PUSH THEM...just a kind warning. :)

    4. White chick, if you don`t stop flinging your hair back in my face,
    you
    ain`t gonna have any hair.

    5. There is no need to completely spread out your Wall Street Journal
    during rush hour.

    6. Staring too hard at her round booty might get you knocked out.

    7. Don`t brag about how well your 401k plan is doing.

    What ALL people on the subway want Asian people to know:

    1. Let the people OFF the train first!

    2. DO NOT eat garlic or ginger first thing in the morning.

    3. The seat goes to the person closest to it, not the one who can run
    the
    fastest.

    4. More than 4 plastic produce bags per person are not permitted on the
    train.

    5. When in groups of 2 or more, please speak English, and make sure you
    keep the volume under the decibels of any busy airport!

    6. Let the people OFF the train first (worth repeating)...

    7. Just cause youre tired, doesnt mean you can fall asleep against the
    nearest person.

    8. Just because you kept ya hands clean all day in the deli doesn`t mean

    that you can now pick your nose in front of others!.

    9. And thanks for those $1 batteries.

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    this shit is sooooooooooooo old, and yuh baxcide know it belong in JunkMail/Jokes forum u need to be kicked in de buttocks




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    Quote Originally Posted by LolaMs View Post
    this shit is sooooooooooooo old, and yuh baxcide know it belong in JunkMail/Jokes forum u need to be kicked in de buttocks



    well yuh should have foward it to me sooner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jahpikne View Post
    For all the New York Subway Commuters




    What ALL people on the subway want Asian people to know:

    1. Let the people OFF the train first!

    2. DO NOT eat garlic or ginger first thing in the morning.

    3. The seat goes to the person closest to it, not the one who can run
    the
    fastest.

    4. More than 4 plastic produce bags per person are not permitted on the
    train.

    5. When in groups of 2 or more, please speak English, and make sure you
    keep the volume under the decibels of any busy airport!

    6. Let the people OFF the train first (worth repeating)...

    7. Just cause youre tired, doesnt mean you can fall asleep against the
    nearest person.

    8. Just because you kept ya hands clean all day in the deli doesn`t mean

    that you can now pick your nose in front of others!.

    9. And thanks for those $1 batteries.
    10. Thanks, this toy will last just long enuff so my kid can sit still til we get off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maddy View Post
    +1
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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    how about the chi-ne people bring some febreeze, im tired of smellin beef n broc when they sit next to me on the train

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilanbaybee View Post
    how about the chi-ne people bring some febreeze, im tired of smellin beef n broc when they sit next to me on the train


    Nothing bothers me more than the bums who be stinking up the whole entire car. There was on this morning on the E Train he was laid out on the seats took of his ripped up shoes off in the middle of the car passed out sleeping

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilanbaybee View Post
    how about the chi-ne people bring some febreeze, im tired of smellin beef n broc when they sit next to me on the train


    you mad racist

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    Too funny...I love the one about the white gyal and she damn hair...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sankofaa View Post
    you mad racist
    you know its true.......you can tell the ones who own happy garden from the ones who dont......

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