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    Alcalado usage

    So i decided that Im gonna get a jump on today's sore muscles.

    So after a long super freaking hot shower I rubbed down myself in Alcalado. Pores open an every thing. didnt even bother with the lotion.

    WHO DE RASS TELL ME FOOO DO DADEY!?

    I spent a good half an hour trembling, I put on sweats a heavy robe, ma covers and de damn heater was on. De ting put meh muscles on Ice. I dont think I ever felt that cold in meh life.
    Ah lakka eef dem dook me inna de artic watah naykid as mah barn...

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    lawwddd, please tapnahman!!! eeh too erlee foo me ded!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress
    So i decided that Im gonna get a jump on today's sore muscles.

    So after a long super freaking hot shower I rubbed down myself in Alcalado. Pores open an every thing. didnt even bother with the lotion.

    WHO DE RASS TELL ME FOOO DO DADEY!?

    I spent a good half an hour trembling, I put on sweats a heavy robe, ma covers and de damn heater was on. De ting put meh muscles on Ice. I dont think I ever felt that cold in meh life.
    Ah lakka eef dem dook me inna de artic watah naykid as mah barn...
    Next time call Otorongo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Fugitive
    Next time call Otorongo!
    ah wha? yu jhlus?

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    when i was in school,there was a vagrant in the area who used to drink alcalado and bay rum like nothing..then when it empty,he used to bite up the bottle and eat the glass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdullah De Butcha
    when i was in school,there was a vagrant in the area who used to drink alcalado and bay rum like nothing..then when it empty,he used to bite up the bottle and eat the glass...

    i didnt know they came in glass bottles
    ah know shillin oil come in glass

    but nobody could give de man money fa ah decent drink.

    allya bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress

    i didnt know they came in glass bottles
    ah know shillin oil come in glass

    but nobody could give de man money fa ah decent drink.

    allya bad
    wah your alcolado come in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanktiguan
    wah your alcolado come in?
    plastic. eef he nuh cum inna glass wha else ee wuddah kume inna, wan bax?choops

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress
    ah wha? yu jhlus?
    Lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Fugitive
    Lol...
    Fugi baby,.. you know your the only VI man for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress

    i didnt know they came in glass bottles
    ah know shillin oil come in glass

    but nobody could give de man money fa ah decent drink.

    allya bad
    the old ones came in glass but now its plastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress
    Fugi baby,.. you know your the only VI man for me.
    Why thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress
    plastic. eef he nuh cum inna glass wha else ee wuddah kume inna, wan bax?choops
    well me ongle knoh um eena wan tik glass bakkle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Fugitive
    the old ones came in glass but now its plastic
    really??
    *sits back to reflect on childhood*
    *thinking*
    *1984 grandmothers bed room, door by the gallery*
    *remembers getting cut on the knee,.....*
    BY A BROKEN ALCALADO BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ohh shucks allya right

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanktiguan
    well me ongle knoh um eena wan tik glass bakkle
    yes, you were right.

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