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    KingBea... Cimo 2's Avatar Cimo 2 is offline
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    Ahem: Check it put...

    HATERS:

    It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.


    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent.................................12 Calories
    Without her consent............................2187 Calories


    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands...................................8 Calories
    With one hand....................................12 Calories
    With your teeth.................................485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection..................................6 Calories
    Without an erection............................3315 Calories

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the ################oris.......................8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot......................4092 Calories


    POSITIONS:

    Missionary.......................................12 Calories
    69 lying down....................................78 Calories
    69 standing up..................................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
    Italian Chandelier.............................2912 Calories


    ORGASMS:
    Real............................................112 Calories
    Fake...........................................1315 Calories


    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Cal! ories
    Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories


    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years......................................36 Calories
    30-39 years......................................80 Calories
    40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
    50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
    60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
    70 and over........................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly...........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories


    Results may vary.

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    I like your list...you are definately too silly!

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    I'm ashamed to say I don't know what is Italian Chandelier? :p

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    Super Moderator Jason kiDD's Avatar Jason kiDD is offline
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    This post has been stamped a classic by PJK!!

    Carry on!!

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    lol @ wife knocking on door.:)

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    Kaiser Ball Gyul BAGOGYUL's Avatar BAGOGYUL is offline
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    i thought i was on top of things

    but what is dis....

    Italian Chandelier.............................2912 Calories

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    Super Moderator Jason kiDD's Avatar Jason kiDD is offline
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    Re: i thought i was on top of things

    Originally posted by BAGOGYUL
    but what is dis....

    Italian Chandelier.............................2912 Calories
    I go demostrate in a fete.. :freak :angel1

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    KingBea... Cimo 2's Avatar Cimo 2 is offline
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    Originally posted by amprincess
    I'm ashamed to say I don't know what is Italian Chandelier? :p
    I'm ashamed to hear it too.

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    KingBea... Cimo 2's Avatar Cimo 2 is offline
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    This....

    ...is soo true....



    Without an erection............................3315 Calories

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    HOOD RIDAH empressRuth's Avatar empressRuth is offline
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    Italian Chandelier

    explain cimo dahlin, please

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    KingBea... Cimo 2's Avatar Cimo 2 is offline
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    Originally posted by empressRuth
    Italian Chandelier

    explain cimo dahlin, please
    Its complicated:freak I'll show you later...

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    Doing Something... Uncle Wiz's Avatar Uncle Wiz is offline
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    Re: Re: i thought i was on top of things

    Originally posted by PhatJamz kiDD
    I go demostrate in a fete.. :freak :angel1
    Boss yuh too late..
    ask shellyboo and honikane about saturday

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