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    Talking Afternoon joke

    U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After five minutes of speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."

    Timothy stands up and says, "I have four questions:
    1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
    2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
    3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
    4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
    Just then the bell goes off and the kids rush out to play!
    Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will now answer any questions you have."
    Julie stands up and says, "I have six questions:
    1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
    2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
    3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
    4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
    5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
    6. Where is Timothy?"

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    ~N.A.T.T.Y Valos~ Val3nie2debone's Avatar Val3nie2debone is offline
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    Ah sure de bell gine ring again.....


    *val awaits the continuation of the joke*
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    typical american government


    Ding!

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