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    The Afternoon Joke .........

    Ladies of Imix , we men still love you all....:p


    > > Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
    >
    > >asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
    > talk
    >
    > >to.
    > > >
    > > >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
    > be
    > a
    > >woman.
    > > >
    > > >He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook
    > for
    > >you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
    > > >
    > > >She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not
    > nag
    > >you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
    > a
    > >disagreement. She will praise you!
    > > >
    > > >She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle
    > of
    > >the night to take care of them.
    > > >
    > > >She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
    > passion
    > >whenever you need it."
    > > >
    > > >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
    > > >
    > > >God replied, "An arm and a leg."
    > > >
    > > >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Of course the rest is history....
    > > >

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    Re: The Afternoon Joke .........

    Originally posted by UpTown
    Ladies of Imix , we men still love you all....:p


    > > Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
    >
    > >asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
    > talk
    >
    > >to.
    > > >
    > > >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
    > be
    > a
    > >woman.
    > > >
    > > >He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook
    > for
    > >you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
    > > >
    > > >She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not
    > nag
    > >you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
    > a
    > >disagreement. She will praise you!
    > > >
    > > >She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle
    > of
    > >the night to take care of them.
    > > >
    > > >She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
    > passion
    > >whenever you need it."
    > > >
    > > >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
    > > >
    > > >God replied, "An arm and a leg."
    > > >
    > > >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Of course the rest is history....
    > > >
    LOL...thats a good one

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    Re: Re: The Afternoon Joke .........

    Originally posted by bkhoney
    LOL...thats a good one
    See what we got for a rib :p

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    Re: The Afternoon Joke .........

    Originally posted by UpTown
    Ladies of Imix , we men still love you all....:p


    > > Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
    >
    > >asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
    > talk
    >
    > >to.
    > > >
    > > >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
    > be
    > a
    > >woman.
    > > >
    > > >He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook
    > for
    > >you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
    > > >
    > > >She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not
    > nag
    > >you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
    > a
    > >disagreement. She will praise you!
    > > >
    > > >She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle
    > of
    > >the night to take care of them.
    > > >
    > > >She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
    > passion
    > >whenever you need it."
    > > >
    > > >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
    > > >
    > > >God replied, "An arm and a leg."
    > > >
    > > >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Of course the rest is history....
    > > >

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