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    Anbu Black Ops passy's Avatar passy is offline
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    After she sang this i passed out with laughter

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    when you said you had 10 inches Lord
    I almost died,
    but I'd spent oh so many years just
    waiting for a man that long,
    that I grew strong, and I knew that
    I could take you on.

    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a big Mac and you've
    bought me a french fry,
    I should have known that it was
    bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    should have known there was no
    anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go, walk out the door,
    don't you promise me 10 inches then
    turn up with only 4,
    weren't you a prat to
    think I
    wouldn't catch you out,
    don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

    Chorus:
    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries, My
    sex life's gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with a
    handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive...
    hey hey.

    It took all my self control not to
    laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner
    standing short and proud,
    But to hell with all your egos and
    to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
    cordless multispeed.

    Go on now go, walk out the
    door,
    don't you promise me 10 inches then
    turn up with only 4,
    weren't you a prat to think I
    wouldn't catch you out,
    don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

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    Anbu Black Ops passy's Avatar passy is offline
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    classic i say classic

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    H.Y.M.C.C RUSTY CUTLASS's Avatar RUSTY CUTLASS is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by passy
    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    when you said you had 10 inches Lord
    I almost died,
    but I'd spent oh so many years just
    waiting for a man that long,
    that I grew strong, and I knew that
    I could take you on.

    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a big Mac and you've
    bought me a french fry,
    I should have known that it was
    bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    should have known there was no
    anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go, walk out the door,
    don't you promise me 10 inches then
    turn up with only 4,
    weren't you a prat to
    think I
    wouldn't catch you out,
    don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

    Chorus:
    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries, My
    sex life's gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with a
    handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive...
    hey hey.

    It took all my self control not to
    laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner
    standing short and proud,
    But to hell with all your egos and
    to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
    cordless multispeed.

    Go on now go, walk out the
    door,
    don't you promise me 10 inches then
    turn up with only 4,
    weren't you a prat to think I
    wouldn't catch you out,
    don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

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    Barcelona FC is life! Alabama_trini's Avatar Alabama_trini is offline
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    : LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    *Insert cool saying here*

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    can u handle me? saucytrini's Avatar saucytrini is offline
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    everytime I see it or hear it it's funny

    I Will Survive - revisited (Imix have fun)
    ****If you're over 10 And watch CNN and believe everything
    You're in 2 deep, And your 35 And you still survive, idle pon corner side
    You're in 2 deep (Damian Marley -In 2 Deep)****
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