Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Adult Diapers at Carnival?

  1. #1
    Registered User Inquistive is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Orlando
    Posts
    21,529
    Credits
    3,861,086

    Thumbs down Adult Diapers at Carnival?

    In T&T we have a serious health problem of epidemic proportions, worse than H1N1. Although women also suffer from this disease, it is the men who are most affected. To all the people who suffer with urinary incontinence (translation: peeing in the road), especially during Carnival, I would like to offer a simple solution: Adult disposable briefs—that’s what they were made for. Bandleaders should put one in their “package of goodies” (instead of a condom) when distributing costumes. Also posses can put up and buy in bulk to make it more cost-effective. 

    It would be a great help in solving the dilemma caused by the “wee wee trucks” and bring about a welcome respite from the stench in our streets, which results from this health hazard. My other recommendation is for fitness instructors and personal trainers at the various gyms to incorporate Kegel exercises (strengthens pelvic muscles) in their routines during the year and in the run-up to Carnival. I am sure the Ministries of Health, Culture and Gender Affairs, Tourism and, especially, Planning, Housing and the Environment, as well as the diplomatic missions and city corporations, would appreciate the value of these recommendations and I sincerely hope they will see it fit to promote them in their “advice for Carnival” campaigns next year.

    I am certain that our tourists would be ever so grateful—and so would I. Finally, since disposable briefs are only a temporary measure, surgery remains an excellent choice (and more permanent) for treatment of urinary incontinence. Have a clean Carnival, people


  2. #2
    God is my pilot Shandy 2.0's Avatar Shandy 2.0 is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2000
    Location
    ...concrete jungle where dreams are made of...
    Posts
    26,976
    Credits
    1,088,856


    What happened no more toilet trucks for the road?
    "Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

    "If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
    the floor each morning the devil says:
    "Oh Crap, She's up!"

  3. #3
    Banned Fantastic - Nick is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Brooklyn
    Posts
    2,582
    Credits
    1,535,588
    how am i gunna wear a pampers , when im going there to rub my ################ up the them females ass..


    thats defeating the purpose..

  4. #4
    Get your passport & come ! EloquenceInc is offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    @fetegods
    Posts
    13,547
    Credits
    4,351,411
    INSTEAD of condoms? Dem mussi wah trinidad tun inna China population BILLION an few overnight!

    Um, no. Have a street sweeper or suppen drive down the roads spraying bleach and cleanser everywhere...clean up an done.

    But wow...how the roads must stink if is suh people jussa walk an let off.
    Who has eyes to see, let them see...

  5. #5
    Registered User TriniBob's Avatar TriniBob is offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    1,817
    Credits
    12,813
    me thinks this is satire....just saying

  6. #6
    Mr. BALTIMORE Redlocks's Avatar Redlocks is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Baltimore
    Posts
    4,534
    Credits
    1,959,237
    Think For Yourself

  7. #7
    Registered User TriniBob's Avatar TriniBob is offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    1,817
    Credits
    12,813

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •