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    5 Kinds of .........

    Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex:

    The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in the bedroom.

    The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say F--K Y-U.

    The fifth kindof sex is the Courtroom Sex. This is when you can not stand your husband/wife anymore. He/She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

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    Kaiser Ball Gyul BAGOGYUL's Avatar BAGOGYUL is offline
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    funny

    lol:p
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    It's All in the Eyes !!! Chynadolleyes's Avatar Chynadolleyes is offline
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    That was realllly cute!!!


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