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    #4 train chronicles

    Heard this morning on the train at Utica Ave.


    Man: Excuse me miss may I sit here?
    Woman: No, I am saving this seat for my friend
    Man: You can't save a seat on the train
    Woman: Go sit somewhere else
    Man: Go fukc yourself
    Woman:Yo momma
    Man: I am sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to you. You can have the seat. I wouldn't be able to sit next to you anyway, your pu$$y stinks

    Me: bwwwwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! *all the way to Grand Central*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Pole
    Heard this morning on the train at Utica Ave.


    Man: Excuse me miss may I sit here?
    Woman: No, I am saving this seat for my friend
    Man: You can't save a seat on the train
    Woman: Go sit somewhere else
    Man: Go fukc yourself
    Woman:Yo momma
    Man: I am sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to you. You can have the seat. I wouldn't be able to sit next to you anyway, your pu$$y stinks

    Me: bwwwwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! *all the way to Grand Central*

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    now that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Pole
    Heard this morning on the train at Utica Ave.


    Man: Excuse me miss may I sit here?
    Woman: No, I am saving this seat for my friend
    Man: You can't save a seat on the train
    Woman: Go sit somewhere else
    Man: Go fukc yourself
    Woman:Yo momma
    Man: I am sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to you. You can have the seat. I wouldn't be able to sit next to you anyway, your pu$$y stinks

    Me: bwwwwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! *all the way to Grand Central*
    DEAD TUH RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

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    save this sh!t save it to chappelle.. call it the subway chronicles

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    Daaaaaaaaaamn

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