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    Sir Lixx-A-Lot Quest's Avatar Quest is offline
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    25 signs you're a grown up....

    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.
    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.

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    phack u lol # 25 hillarious and ah looking hard hard hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    AH HA!! I find one. *whew*
    I guess I not that old yet!!!

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    lol quest u have a lil too much time on ur hands padna hehehe
    not one ah dem ting apply to me....whew!
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.

    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.
    well well,
    Last edited by WadadliEmpress; 01-20-2005 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.
    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.
    So true...

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    I got a lot of growing up to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.
    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.
    at least 6 of those don't apply to me

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    Sir Lixx-A-Lot Quest's Avatar Quest is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rummacita
    at least 6 of those don't apply to me
    only six out of 25 don't worry you soon reach!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.
    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.
    #1. I don't smoke period, though I'm surprised my houseplants held up so well.

    #11 it's still disturbing, I doh want to hear my mom telling sex jokes, it's just aint natural. :devil

    #19 that reminds me, I need to buy some Tums oui.
    "Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

    "If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
    the floor each morning the devil says:
    "Oh Crap, She's up!"

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    Sir Lixx-A-Lot Quest's Avatar Quest is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by nytrini
    .....young at heart, body, mind, and soul
    ALiZe in da house!!!

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    Eye of the Beholder! nytrini's Avatar nytrini is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    ALiZe in da house!!!
    and as long as u keep calling me ALize i'm sure u'll always be young at heart. yes? :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest
    25 signs you're a grown up....

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and breakup.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle your stomach.

    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old butts.
    damn

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    Im xtra young according to this list. :freak signs of my youth

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