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    2 Guyanese beggars in Barbados

    Parvinder and Habib are two Guyanese beggars...

    They beg in different areas of Bridgetown, Barbados .

    Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

    Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'.

    Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

    Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

    Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get $2-3 '

    Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

    Parvinder shows Habib his sign....

    It reads, 'I only need another $10 to move back to Guyana!'




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    You get a laugh from me :)

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    This joke pretty much sums up how people feel down there in Bim.

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    Since i see the title of the thread i seh i know dem.
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    ya see sissy craig, that is how u tell a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BAJANFUHLIFE View Post


    ya see sissy craig, that is how u tell a joke.
    well harry anyting dat is badly said bout guyanese is funny to you.

    Aye Flex dis is one a dem we gun see on the beach sunday
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    Now that was funny as eva.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    Now that was funny as eva.
    cah is true right? but whenever we crack a true joke bout bargaydos like the only man in BIM is the statue, it aint funny at all, they all ready fuh fight and beat we.
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassette_craig View Post
    cah is true right? but whenever we crack a true joke bout bargaydos like the only man in BIM is the statue, it aint funny at all, they all ready fuh fight and beat we.
    No I don't believe it a true story.
    I know no Guyanese don't go around the world begging, we have too much pride.
    I just feel it's a funny joke cause of the way Bajans does treat poorer Caribbean nations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swallow View Post
    No I don't believe it a true story.
    I know no Guyanese don't go around the world begging, we have too much pride.
    I just feel it's a funny joke cause of the way Bajans does treat poorer Caribbean nations.
    +1
    Guyanese are some damn hard working people..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rinababy View Post
    +1
    Guyanese are some damn hard working people that love money..
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by **Vincy-Soca-Diva** View Post
    Fixed
    so there are some hard working people dat don't love money?
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassette_craig View Post
    so there are some hard working people dat don't love money?
    Yea they call them slaves.

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