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    Pebbles362436
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    Exclamation 16 Truths

    1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

    3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

    4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

    5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

    6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    7. Never lick a steak knife.

    8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

    9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

    10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

    11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

    12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

    13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

    14. Your friends love you anyway.

    15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

    FINAL Thought for the day:

    16 Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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    MrBlackRock
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    17. If you value your uterus, don't f**k blackrock

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    Pebbles362436
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    17. If you value your uterus, don't f**k blackrock

    Why you always talking about the size of your private parts on the mix?

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    MrBlackRock
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    Originally posted by Pebbles362436
    Why you always talking about the size of your private parts on the mix?

    its all relative, when i'm not using it, it serves as de central cable fah comcast BROADband

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    amprincess
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    its all relative, when i'm not using it, it serves as de central cable fah comcast BROADband

    lmao

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    Pebbles362436
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    Originally posted by amprincess
    lmao
    Amp please don't encourage him. Talk is cheap on imix.

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    MrBlackRock
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    Originally posted by Pebbles362436
    Amp please don't encourage him. Talk is cheap on imix.
    how it cheap if yuh could only pay by de POUND?

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    Pebbles362436
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    how it cheap if yuh could only pay by de POUND?
    I think you should participate in a show and tell on imix

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    MrBlackRock
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    Originally posted by Pebbles362436
    I think you should participate in a show and tell on imix
    de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus

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    Pebbles362436
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus
    Whatever tickles yuh pickle. But don't quit yuh day job.

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    MrBlackRock
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    Originally posted by Pebbles362436
    Whatever tickles yuh pickle. But don't quit yuh day job.
    i tried but she keeps calling back

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    Island Soul's PD zenzele1's Avatar zenzele1 is offline
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus
    Thought Rock worked for circus already.
    Ringling Bajan Brothers. Featuring Roick, Pole and Baxters.


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    now look de co-president of de rock fan club show up.

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    MrBlackRock
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    Originally posted by MysticReveller
    now look de co-president of de rock fan club show up.
    if you find an axe lodged in my back zele did it.. i think she would cut my balls in to grains of sand if she got the chance to

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    xtremeintl.com Mystic Xtremist's Avatar Mystic Xtremist is offline
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    Originally posted by MrBlackRock
    if you find an axe lodged in my back zele did it.. i think she would cut my balls in to grains of sand if she got the chance to
    pebbles would'a beat my head in wit a club if she wasn't so blasted lazy

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