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    Talking 15 Reasons Why Washington DC Sucks For Guys

    1. There arenít many attractive women. Most are sloppy, ugly, fat, and donít care about looking good for men.


    2. The city has boring, cookie-cutter people.

    3. Regardless of what surveys or Census figures say, Washington DC is the biggest sausagefest on the Eastern seaboard. This is obvious to anyone who has been out on a Saturday night.

    4. It forces you to lower your standards and date low-quality girls you wouldíve never previously considered.

    5. The few girls who are pretty have princess attitudes because of all the attention they get from the surplus of desperate, horny men.

    6. The city is rapidly exporting cool, attractive people while importing ugly political nerds from the Midwest or upstate New York who insist on wearing flip-flops all the time.

    7. There arenít enough cute white girls for white men who donít want to date minorities.

    8. Women who live in DC gradually become status whores, obsessed with what you do and if youíre getting a table at the newest club on K Street.

    9. Recent implants have sucked all the character out of neighborhoods by supporting soulless corporate chains. Soon the only stores in the city will be Starbucks, Potbelly, Chipotle, or cupcake shops.



    10. Adams Morgan turns into an open-air ghetto on weekend nights during the summer. You canít walk around after last call without wannabe thugs making derogatory comments at your girl.

    11. There are not as many young and nubile au-pairs coming into the city as before.

    12. Itís one of the most expensive cities to live in the United States , yet the girls are bottom of the barrel and still expect to be treated like NYC models.

    13. The subway system is managed by retards, resulting in a high loss of life for a public transportation system in a first world city.

    14. The weather sucks. Itís an intolerable swamp in the summer and cold enough in the winter that most women hibernate with their vibrators.



    15. The HIV rate is the highest in America, exceeding that of many African nations.

    15 Reasons Why Washington DC Sucks For Guys

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    oooooooooooh, ur in trouble

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    that reminds me.. i have a trip due there..
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    the top reason has to do with women

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    u zeeit!

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    LOL@ thread

    Didn't know it was so tough for the yt guys out there
    Unfortunately, stupidity and ignorance can be entertaining.

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    dc is a black mans paradise for women

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    ^^i would think so ^^ Don't they call it chocolate city

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSP View Post
    LOL@ thread

    Didn't know it was so tough for the yt guys out there
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    at least you see it @ DSP
    Exactly.......
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    DC sucks cuz too much dotish Black Aframs like BABYLOC
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    True....
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    How's the scene in Dupont Circle Opti?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seawall View Post
    How's the scene in Dupont Circle Opti?
    :

    Expanded....
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