10.) You get to find out how many ways different you can fix hamburger helper.

9.) Now you have a good excuse to still be living with your parents.

8.) Shopping cart races.

7.) You have the time to perfect the art of dumpster diving

6.) You donít have to feel guilty about going to the food banks anymore.

5.) This proves your theory that the aliens really were out to get you!

4.) No more drug testing! (Love it)

3.) You donít have to hide the internet porn from your boss anymore.

2.) You never really liked showering anyway.

1) You canít get fired! (I like this one)