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Did god pass away?
I was thumbing thru my old dusty KJV bible to look up something for a friend
and came across all the stuff go USED to do in the bible like turning rivers into blood making donkeys talk etching shit into stone tablets..... however in recent years it seems that god has been really really subtle or evasive was she playing sim universe one day and just drop down dead in front of her mac? has the world been running on auto pilot ever since? inquiring minds want to know Last edited by DJ; 11-10-2007 at 09:17 AM. |
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Interesting view
![]() For me, He sets many things in motion that sustain and improve my life. Sometimes I wonder why some things are allowed to happen today and some people aint get a lightning bolt in de rass to tell them to behave or worse things Last edited by TriniTrini; 11-10-2007 at 09:00 AM. |
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but for some people lightning really is not enough you have to set them on fire or send bears to rip them apart only then will they get the message god loves you (or at least she did when she was alive) Last edited by DJ; 11-10-2007 at 09:18 AM. |
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They have too much pain simmering throughout this blessed earth. so God is a she huh. |
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I mean how could a male give birth to a son thats really himself? now that takes a female touch Last edited by DJ; 11-10-2007 at 09:42 AM. |
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Now is quieter due to menopause and maturity? But will deal with certain people some day harshly. *prepares to be attacked at any moment from anyone including God* Disclaimer: I do love God. I do respect God. Last edited by TriniTrini; 11-10-2007 at 09:58 AM. |
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people tek ova so rest assured you and everyone in your family(they must suffer for your sins) wont die in a flood Last edited by DJ; 11-10-2007 at 10:01 AM. |
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Nothing really has changed |
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True God showed many ways He loved his children.
Sent people to speak to his children to say change. Gave forewarning to protect them. Asked Noah to build the ark. He gave us 10 Commandment to protect us and encourage us to do right things. Excellent parent. Do we listen? No. Some of us don't kneel with our children to pray: I remember:Why the dead theory? Yuh have evidence? And you who start with the she thing. Not all women are nurturers or loving to their children and everyone in general. I have met many men that are quite loving. |
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but then she found out it was really not a good Idea and word of mouth was better than direct contact so she stopped? maybe god should have thought throught his Public relations approach a little more or took a class that sucks I would have liked to see angels coming down and murdering a city full of sinners Last edited by DJ; 11-10-2007 at 10:12 AM. |
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Don't we all have to face him for our individual sins. I don't want anyone to suffer for any of my sins. I would want to protect them from harm. |
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thats how it works if you tink ah lie next time you feel pain when having a picknee cuss Eve in a prayer session is her fault |
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In the mean time I will ask God to direct my paths and forgive me for my past sins. As for Eve, it shows that ever since people are disobedient even to things for their own good. |
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but that still didnt work why not go back to the magic stuff it worked in egypt no? |
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