Usain Bolt Refuses Olympic Gold And World Record
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Usain Bolt Refuses Olympic Gold And World Record
Usain Bolt Refuses Olympic Gold And World Record
Living Guyana has just learnt from Beijing that officials are in a quandary after record shattering Olympic 100m champion Jamaican Usain Bolt informed them that he will not accept the gold medal for the event as he is unhappy with the world record as it currently stands. Bolt is claiming that the world record ought to be 9.68 (which is what the clock showed immediately after the race was complete but this was later adjusted to 9.69). Said Bolt, "Me is a Juh-may-kan boss and Jamaican nah inna de 69 bizniss suh meh we tek eidda de 9.68 or unno could mek de record stay at 9.72." Bolt is insistent that he will not attend the 100m Olympic medal ceremony if action is not quickly taken. Bolt is reported to have told his team mates, "dem musse mad if dem tink me we go back a yawd wid 9.69, bad man don't eat unda no two foot table, bad man ah bad man, dem too facety, fuss dem put me to run wid a man name Gay and now dem want tarnish badman image by branding me wid 69, me nah inna dat." |
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08-17-2008, 08:08 PM
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08-17-2008, 08:19 PM
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08-17-2008, 08:25 PM
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He a jackass
He think people studying the 69 Jackass Take the medal and go long if he wasn't showing off when he end the race he numbers wouldn't be near the dam 69 jackass |
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Yuh HAVE nuh APPRECIATION fo HUMOR eh? Maybe you're JUST VEX because BOLT ah REJECT de 69? As a BAJAN I know you FEEL it is HONORABLE to TEK de 69, done? Last edited by VINCYPOWA; 08-17-2008 at 08:32 PM.. |
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08-17-2008, 08:31 PM
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08-17-2008, 08:43 PM
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08-17-2008, 09:38 PM
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ummm nevermind |
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08-17-2008, 10:15 PM
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did that pebbles chick believe this thread?
tell me she didn't |
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