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Old 08-20-2008, 10:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Facts about Usain Bolt"

You know how there's a "facts about chuck norris" and "facts about Jack Bauer" I even saw a "Facts about Mike Phelps" It's time Usain Bolt have a facts list, let's create one.

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Lightening doesn't strike Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt strikes lightening.


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It was a poor attempt to cover up yuh one of Bolts baby fathers
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Originally Posted by TriniTrini View Post
What the heck I do??
Is a fact no?
Oh I thought you were enabling the first guy, hence my post. BUT

Fun facts dear...not real facts

Like the ones listed here



* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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