If this is not ROAD MARCH MATERIAL, I DO NOT KNOW what is.
The PROBLEM here is this; U FEEL that ROAD MARCH songs should have a CERTAIN ELEMENT and a CERTAIN PACE, and if that COMBINATION or one of those COMBINATIONS is not PRESENT, then it is not a ROAD MARCH song.
A ROAD MARCH song is SIMPLY a SONG that has the POTENTIAL to be POPULAR on the ROAD on MONDAY and TUESDAY.
DIFFERENTOLOGY, without a SHADOW of a DOUBT, has that QUALITY and POTENTIAL.
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