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Rules for the Extempo Competition

1. Imixers, Please post comments in a competition thread you see I give the go-ahead, which will be "Extempoing Complete." Then feel free to make comments regarding the competition.

2. I understand we all have different time schedules, so game time, go ahead and post your extempos for the first 2 topics, and for the picong, I will randomly choose someone to go first and will consider the extempoing complete once I see the last comeback has been posted.

3. This Poll will be closed exactly 5 Days after which they were made.


*There will be a total of 5 verses from each person and they will all be in one thread; so each competition thread will be containing 10 verses all together for everyone to judge.



1 verse on candy in extempo (8 lines per verse)
1 verse on bugs in extempo (8 lines per verse)
+ 3 verses against competitor (8 lines per verse)
In total 5 verses will be judged.


1st Topic: = Racism
2nd Topic: = Affirmative Action

Picong Round = Fiyah won the Coin Toss.
He Goes first.

lets go Jefe!!!




Chinks and Niggers, Crackers and Kykes, all dem racial slurs
Just goes to show that love and harmony are some of our failures

Preference and individuality is human, and encouraged by all
But our inability to see a man for his soul is a serious downfall

Different races we may be, different indeed, yet we all have one head
Within each race there are different hues but everybody's blood is red

Most of us West Indians know that the slave trade was a sin
But have we thought about the worst racism? The one deep within?

awehdeh wehdeh wehdeh weh Jefe?!

I went to dis forum at George Washington on Affirmative Action
Dis white boy bawl "Negative Racism!" and "This we shall not stand!"

I looked around at all the white faces and the few blacks dat agreed
I was angry so I stood and spoke, "but Wih playing on an unlevel field!"

The Asians spoke of how they had succeeded despite being a minority
Listen to me Indian and Chiney, dis is dih first time I am for inequality!

Because I agree that wih need to reward on merit, good education
But if a minority is 11% strong, the school have to reflect the population!

awehdeh wehdeh wehdeh wehdeh hell is Jefe?!

Of all the extempoers I saw, ah thought the best was Jefe
And ah even did like he extempo on dih girl name Pele

But as much as ah repect talent, Jefe yuh going to get clown
Cause SkGyal and Empress let yuh ass tru dih 2nd and 3rd roun'

Like your extempo about police yuh about tuh feel mah brutality
By entering dis competition yuh just increase yuh fatality

So if dih rest ah yuh Imixers feel a Jamaican cah win dis
Yuh boy Jefe look like ah ass so yuh know exactly what to kiss!

awehdeh wehdeh wehdeh wehdeh weh Jefe deh?!

So all dis time pass and Jefe still don't show up or respond
He busy trying to buy toilet lyrics in Bed, Bath and Beyond

But since ah know dih extempo fans don't like dih sticking
Ah going to click dih 'submit reply' button on yuh ass kicking

First ah starting wid where yuh from.. Wuhloss?! Weh yuh flag?!
Is dat why yuh wave yuh panty in fetes instead ah yuh rag?!

It seems like all this waiting is you playing russian roulette
Yuh bettah believe mah next picong is dih barrel wid dih bullet

awehdeh wehdeh wehdeh wehdeh heck is Jefe?!

fiyah you could do better

Well ah going to try wid mah next picong. Ah making haste cause ah won't be too available over the next couple of days.

oh ok

Bump.

No disrespect tuh de topic IMIX, buh Dutty tryin' tuh bore us?
I extempo racism last round, yuh t'ink I'm a Thesaurus?

KKK pigs, David Duke, and Skinhead aryans are scary,
No non-violence fuh dem, dey get "By Any Means Necessary".

Racism is hate, it's ignorant, and quite simply it's dumb.
Sort of like shouting my home's better dan de island you're from.

For GOD so loved the West Indies, diamond isles in the sun,
De people blessed tuh know "All-uh we together is one..."

De boss lady ask me tuh fill she position,
Was like a dream job for which I had been wishin',

I tell de gyal how I big, she doh care one iota,
She say she need a big fella tuh fill up she quota.

When she finally sees whuh ah talkin' about,
She eyes wide, she get pale, she start bawlin' and shout...

She only wan' 12 percent, she cuh just handle a fraction,
Buh whuh de hell she t'ink muh name is Affirmative Action?

Confronted wit Fiyah? Doh panic, stay calm;
Fiyah got no heat fuh me, Ah cuh drink dong Napalm.

Jefe's lyrical whips give licks and lashes,
I eat up Fiyah and defecate ashes.

De next Calypsoe Revue dey wan' me fuh de guest host,
Fiyah cyan touch me, is like ah made of asbestos.

Even Fiyah gyal vote fuh me in de Extempo poll,
She Fiyah gyal, buh ask me cuh we Stop, Drop and Roll.

Fiyah 3rd verse he come humble, yuh know dais wrong,
Doh dis Jamaican know whuh it means tuh picong?

By de end of de finals alluh IMIX gon' know,
If Fiyah is fiyah, Jefe is water hose.

Fiyah flame in extempo is starting tuh flicker and fade,
Fiyah gettin' put out by a lyrical bucket brigade.

Fiyah wan' tuh burn me, well try yuh luck.
Fiyah postin' next - Who gives a firetruck?

lol

Jefe put down dih whip, Yuh is a sado masochist?!
Yuh tongue licks and eye lashes goin' buy yuh mah fist!

Ah expect mah gyal to vote Jefe cause blood thicker dan watah
But incest!? How yuh go stop, drop and roll wid yuh moddah?!

Please sir put yuh water hose back in yuh pants nuh Iyah!
I am not dat type, and water cannot out electrical Fiyah

And if yuh tink mah flame is flickering, fading in and out
Dat is caused by the effect of me sexing yuh gyal mout'!

awehdeh wehdeh wedheh wehdeh Jefe come heh?!