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Hey guys I was passed this website address, which supposedly looks at carnival from a mans point of view (if there's such ah ting!!!)

check it out it quite funny, although it new I'm sure it will grow!!!


Whining Kriminals

ladies if yuh want to see why men go to carnival have ah read

HA HA....leave me in my state of Carnival Bazoodeeness yes

Carnival Bazoodeeness shots fired

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ahhhhahaha that was classic. Shoulda post up the rules like so:

• Thou shall ALWAYS have Soca in Yuh Veins…..Soca in Yuh Blood.
• Thou shalt NOT brandish naval, tongue or nipple rings in public.
• Thou shall ALWAYS take a wine on Dat….if D Bumper Phat
• Thou shalt NOT wear Spandex, Bicycle Shorts or Boyshorts.
• Thou shalt NOT play in same section as wife or girlfriend.
• Thou shalt NOT consume anything less than 40% alcohol by volume unless its beer andALWAYS have a FULLY loaded Bar.
• Thou shall ALWAYS fete till sunrise.
• Thou shalt NOT get bamboozled by the Carnival hype like a female, stay level.
• Thou shalt NOT attempt to wukkup/whine on a Thick Sauce by thy self.
• Thou shalt NOT play mas and participate in Carnival for any other reason but for the love of WOMEN, SOCA and RUM.
• Thou shall ALWAYS acknowledge a Swanky ting wit a soot.

i would like to add a few things to this list

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WOW!! I learn a new word

Faggotize (fah gaw ty ize) Transitive Verb -tized’, tiz’ing. From the British Slang Root Faggot. 1. The process in which a woman influences their male counterparts to believing that female grooming and accessorizing will also help their sex appeal. 2. Also known as a “bulla” in West Indies. Unfortunately, Bullatize didn’t sound as catchy as Faggotize so that is the term we are going with.

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lol i can't beleive there is a term for this..lol

This dude is a riot!

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"Oh Crap, She's up!"

ah surprised dem woman/men/shims eh responding......maybe dey scurred

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We Come Tuh Ramajay.................Eh Eh...............WE Come Break Away