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Old 10-15-2007, 07:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Carnival from a mans point of view
Hey guys I was passed this website address, which supposedly looks at carnival from a mans point of view (if there's such ah ting!!!)

check it out it quite funny, although it new I'm sure it will grow!!!


Whining Kriminals

ladies if yuh want to see why men go to carnival have ah read
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Old 10-15-2007, 10:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Whining Kriminals
These laws are cross-cultural and can be utilized by the fairer sex if they decide to step out of that tunnel vision known as “Carnival Bazoodeeness”. “Carnival Bazoodeeness” as defined by Whining Kriminals is the state where females lose their sense of self. All priorities get shoved to the side and they eat, breath and sleep Carnival preparation. Its all about being a side, front, back and middle line hoe.

HA HA....leave me in my state of Carnival Bazoodeeness yes
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Old 10-16-2007, 01:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Carnival Bazoodeeness shots fired
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ahhhhahaha that was classic. Shoulda post up the rules like so:
  • Thou shall ALWAYS have Soca in Yuh Veins…..Soca in Yuh Blood.
  • Thou shalt NOT brandish naval, tongue or nipple rings in public.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS take a wine on Dat….if D Bumper Phat
  • Thou shalt NOT wear Spandex, Bicycle Shorts or Boyshorts.
  • Thou shalt NOT play in same section as wife or girlfriend.
  • Thou shalt NOT consume anything less than 40% alcohol by volume unless its beer andALWAYS have a FULLY loaded Bar.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS fete till sunrise.
  • Thou shalt NOT get bamboozled by the Carnival hype like a female, stay level.
  • Thou shalt NOT attempt to wukkup/whine on a Thick Sauce by thy self.
  • Thou shalt NOT play mas and participate in Carnival for any other reason but for the love of WOMEN, SOCA and RUM.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS acknowledge a Swanky ting wit a soot.
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Amon View Post
ahhhhahaha that was classic. Shoulda post up the rules like so:
  • Thou shall ALWAYS have Soca in Yuh Veins…..Soca in Yuh Blood.
  • Thou shalt NOT brandish naval, tongue or nipple rings in public.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS take a wine on Dat….if D Bumper Phat
  • Thou shalt NOT wear Spandex, Bicycle Shorts or Boyshorts.
  • Thou shalt NOT play in same section as wife or girlfriend.
  • Thou shalt NOT consume anything less than 40% alcohol by volume unless its beer andALWAYS have a FULLY loaded Bar.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS fete till sunrise.
  • Thou shalt NOT get bamboozled by the Carnival hype like a female, stay level.
  • Thou shalt NOT attempt to wukkup/whine on a Thick Sauce by thy self.
  • Thou shalt NOT play mas and participate in Carnival for any other reason but for the love of WOMEN, SOCA and RUM.
  • Thou shall ALWAYS acknowledge a Swanky ting wit a soot.
i would like to add a few things to this list
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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WOW!! I learn a new word

Faggotize (fah gaw ty ize) Transitive Verb -tized’, tiz’ing. From the British Slang Root Faggot. 1. The process in which a woman influences their male counterparts to believing that female grooming and accessorizing will also help their sex appeal. 2. Also known as a “bulla” in West Indies. Unfortunately, Bullatize didn’t sound as catchy as Faggotize so that is the term we are going with.
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Old 10-17-2007, 02:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol i can't beleive there is a term for this..lol
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by laFemmeChaude View Post
This dude is a riot!
ah surprised dem woman/men/shims eh responding......maybe dey scurred
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