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Old 03-30-2009, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A young wife

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young
Jamaican husbands' constant demands for sex, decides
to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of
times
that they will have to make love for the rest of their
marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of
paper,

'Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests
for
sex are leaving me drained and really tired.
So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with
the letter ' T ',
to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions.
Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming
from, and let me know
if my request is too demanding of you.'
On her way out the door, she uses a re frigerator magnet and
sticks the note
to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will
be understanding
and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and
notices
that her note has-been replaced with a note=2 0from her
husband that reads,

'Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so
much pressure and I'm
sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra
step of listing at
the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the
letter 'T' to make sure
that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for
you upstairs
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