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    do so doh like so truethiCktrini's Avatar truethiCktrini is offline
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    Thumbs up At Work ??? Yuh Need Ah Drink

    HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU NEED A DRINK AT WORK


    1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day,
    and
    you just want to say... "Damn, would you sit your a** down
    somewhere"...............You need a drink


    2. When you have someone on the job that lies about
    everything....and
    you find yourself in conversations with your coworkers that start
    off..."That lyin b&*^%$& said..... "You need a drink.


    3. When a person removes your stapler or tape dispenser from your
    desk
    and you want to say, "who was the m%&^%# f*&^% that took my s#%@".....
    You need a drink


    4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send
    e-mail, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss
    needs
    you to do some actual work......You need a drink


    5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including
    whosebaby's daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating,
    who claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose
    child had to repeat kindergarten.....You need a drink


    6. When you walk up one flight of stairs, down the hall, and down
    another
    flight of stairs to keep from speaking to someone whose office door is
    open.......... You need a drink


    7. When you start cursing the second you see a certain person's
    extension in the call display.............You need a drink


    8. When you come to work with a hangover...........You need two drinks


    9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see certain people coming
    in your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need
    a drink


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    so true, so true

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