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Why parents drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not arrived one dayand had not phoned in sick. Having an urgent problem with one of the maincomputers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with achild's whisper.

'Hello?' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommythere?' 'Yes.' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered,'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the bossasked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman'. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came thewhispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through theearpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A helicopter'answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again,whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter.' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are theysearching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME.'

I woulda blaze he tail

, lawd I hope she'll never be like that

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I hate he drinks much.

This should be titled 'Why parents go to jail'...cuz I would surely kick dat chile ass...