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Old 07-05-2009, 08:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the difference between potentially and realistically?....lol

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

'So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Machel Montano I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?'

Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his Dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.
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Old 07-05-2009, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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