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    What is politics?

    Son: "Dad i have a report for school. Can i ask you a question? What is politics?"

    Dad: "Well son, let's take our home for example :
    - I make the money, so let's call me "Capitalism"
    - Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call
    her "Government"
    - We take care of you and your needs, so we'll call you
    "The People"
    - We'll call the maid "The Working Class", and your baby
    brother , "The Future". Do you understand me , son?

    Son: "I'm not quite sure Dad , let me thin about it for a while."

    That night, awakened by hi baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong , finding the baby was seriously soiled , the boy :

    *went to his parents room and found his mom fast asleep
    *went to the maids room and found his father in bed with
    the maid . . . they ignored his knocking . . . disheartened he
    went back to his room to sleep.

    The next morning the boy said "dad, i think i understand what politics means". Dad proudly says "good explain it to me"!

    The son hesitates briefly , then began "Well lets see:

    - While Capitalism is screwing the Working Class
    - The Government is sound asleep
    - The People are being totally ignored and
    - the Future if full of sh!t
    " Did i get it right Dad?"

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