IslandMix

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to
a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried."How dare you do this to me - a faithful
wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away!"

And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I
can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed,"but they'll be
the last words you'll say to me!" And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let
her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good
clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few
years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her
the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear
because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave
you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because
someone at work has a pair like them..."

He took a quick breath and
continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and
said

"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?"

__________________
"DO WHAT U CAN,
WITH WHAT U HAVE,
IN THE PLACE U ARE,
WITH THE TIME U HAVE LEFT"

by NKOSI JOHNSON

Is this a funny story ...??


I don't think so..

just what I feel after read this is what the husband is ! .. the man only mixed up some to adjust the fact to fit himeslf schedule.. just like that.

poor man,

i dont get the joke.