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    Talking USA vs TRINI

    USA: Such tasteful Hors d'heurves, sumptuous fingerfoods, wow!
    TnT: Whuddy ass is dis? Whey de blasted food?

    USA: Here Kitty kitty... get down from that roof munchkins.
    TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come down from de friggin
    gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!

    USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
    TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?

    USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
    TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy,...... stop flingin meh grip so.

    USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
    TnT: Yute-man, fly open de bonnet deh!

    USA: I love you girl.
    TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.

    USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap.
    TnT: Look at dat lil brooko foot boy dey...

    USA: It's time for a perm.
    TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all dem
    gren-gren showin.

    USA: I have a stomach ache.
    TnT: Oh gorm..............meh belly gripein meh.

    USA: He has no manners.
    TnT: He doh have no broughtupsee.

    USA: WOW!...........he ! has such a bad body odor
    TnT: Yuh doh bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink!
    Yuh Kickin!!!
    USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
    TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

    USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
    TnT: He duncee fuh so.

    USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
    TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up.

    USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
    TnT: A..A...! You still alive gyul?

    USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
    TnT: Jeezanages!!......current gorn again.

    USA: This meal is not too bad.
    TnT: ! Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

    USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
    TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so ..yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot self?
    Live ah Little...

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    Toppa_Toppa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soleil

    USA: WOW!...........he ! has such a bad body odor
    TnT: Yuh doh bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink!
    Yuh Kickin!!!
    Everything was on spot except fuh this. We doh say "yuh kicking" we does say "Yuh VAMPING!!"

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    sharkie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toppa_Toppa
    Everything was on spot except fuh this. We doh say "yuh kicking" we does say "Yuh VAMPING!!"
    or yuh smellin rancid!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toppa_Toppa
    Everything was on spot except fuh this. We doh say "yuh kicking" we does say "Yuh VAMPING!!"

    I didn't author it, I just passed it on. Kickin is what they say here. I doh know how that got in there. I thought it was pretty funny though. broughtupsee ain't here that since my young church-going days. Wassup Sharkie!!! How yuh going Toppa??
    Live ah Little...

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    sharkie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soleil
    I didn't author it, I just passed it on. Kickin is what they say here. I doh know how that got in there. I thought it was pretty funny though. broughtupsee ain't here that since my young church-going days. Wassup Sharkie!!! How yuh going Toppa??
    how yuh goin yanks?


    i'm fine tanks




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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkbait
    how yuh goin yanks?


    i'm fine tanks



    I good Bumpkin!! Wha de arse yuh doing in NC??? ewwwww!!!
    Live ah Little...

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