> >Trini Accident
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> > >A Trini woman and a Trini man are involved in a car accident; it's
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> > >a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
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> > >neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the
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> > >woman says, "So you're a Trini man; that's interesting. I'm a Trini
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> > >woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
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> > >fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
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> > >should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
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> > >of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
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> > >you completely! This must be a sign from God!" The Trini woman
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> > >continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
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> > >completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
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> > >God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
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> > >Then she hands the bottle to the Trini man. The man nods his head
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> > >in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the
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> > >it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
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> > >puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
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> > >asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
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> > >just wait for the police."
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> > >Bigger
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> > >Ah couple in Maracas Bay with dey 6 year old son. As he was walking
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> > >down de beach, he notice some ah de girls have bigger breasts dan
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> > >he mudda... So he axe she why. "Son", she say, "The bigger dey iz,
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> > >de more chupid de person iz." So... he gone again to play and come
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> > >back and tell he mudda that plenty man on de beach have bigger
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> > >totee dan daddy. Mommy say, "The bigger dey iz, de more chupid de
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> > >person iz." So... Again the boy gone to play. Shortly after, he
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> > >come back and say, "Mommy... Daddy talking to the chupidest girl on
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> > >the beach and de more he talk, de chupider he getting."
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> > >TRINI SEX DRIVE
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> > >Ah middle-aged woman went to de doctor and axe for help to revive
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> > >she husband sex drive. "Yuh try Viagra?" de doctor say. Nah she
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> > >say. "He won't even take ah aspirin for a headache, much less a
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> > >viagra pill." "No problem," de doctor say. "Drop it in he drink, he
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> > >won't taste it. Try it and come back tell meh how it work out next
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> > >week. " A week later, de lady come back to de doctor "Oh lord...
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> > >it was terrible, just terrible doctor." What happen?", axe de
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> > >doctor. "Well ah follow what yuh say and put it in he drink. De
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> > >ting work right away. He jump straight up, push everyting off de
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> > >table, rip off meh clothes and start tuh jam meh on top de table."
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> > >"But dat is what yuh wanted... no? Was de sex not good ?" "Oh no
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> > >doctor, de sex was de best ah had in 25 years, but I could never
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> > >show meh face in KFC again!"
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> > >This is Trinidad for you
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> > >A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Trinidad
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> > >and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him
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> > >by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain
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> > >consciousness. Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the
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> > >juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life,
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> > >pushed the person away and yelled, "if ah did want orange, ah
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> > >woulda fall down in de market."
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> > >Recycle
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> > >A Trini is having breakfast when a Guyanese man, chewing gum, sits
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> > >down next to him. The Trini ignores the Guyanese who, nevertheless,
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> > >starts a conversation: Guyanese: "You Trini folk eat the whole
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> > >bread??" Trini (in a bad mood): "Of course." Guyanese: (after
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> > >blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Guyana, we only eat what's
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> > >inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it,
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> > >transform them into croissants and sell them to the Trinis." The
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> > >Guyanese has a smirk on his face and the Trini listens in silence.
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> > >The Guyanese persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Trini:
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> > >"Of Course."Guyanese: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
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> > >chuckling). "We don't. In Guyana we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
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> > >then we put all the peels,seeds, and leftovers in containers,
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> > >recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the
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> > >Trinis." The Trini then asks: "Do you have sex in Guyana?"
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> > >Guyanese: "Why of course we do", the Guyanese says with a big smirk.
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> > >Trini: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
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> > >Guyanese: "We throw them away, of course."
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> > >" Trini: "We don't. In Trinidad, we put them in a container, recycle
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> > >them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Guyana."
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> > >Donkey To Sell
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> > >Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300.
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> > >Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day. Next day,
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> > >Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey, but I have some bad news.
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> > >The donkey dead." "Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey. "Worse
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> > >news boy, I went and spen it already." "OK, then. Just unload the
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> > >donkey." "Wha yuh go wid him?" asked Ramsingh. "You doh worry, I
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> > >go raffle him." "You cyar raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what!"
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> > >"Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he
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> > >dead," said Jonsey. A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the
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> > >market. "Jonsey, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?" Jonsey
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> > >replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 hundred tickets at 5
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> > >dollars and ah rake in $2,500.00" "Nobody eh make noise?" "Only de
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> > >fella who win. So ah gie him back he five dollars!"
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