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Old 08-13-2008, 04:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Topic: Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
WHAT CAN I DO?

Signed,
Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional Wife software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, Hot Lingerie7.7, Sex 8.0 and Blow JobTechniques 9.0.

Good Luck Babe!
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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da mother-in law virus is a serious ting fa real boi....lol
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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They forgot to include horna man 2.0. That should definitely do the trick
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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They forgot to include horna man 2.0. That should definitely do the trick
No, that would crash the system and make it unrecoverable!
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No, that would crash the system and make it unrecoverable!
Nah, a deputy is essential.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nah, a deputy is essential.
CRASH is the key word in deh
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Old 08-14-2008, 04:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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no, that would crash the system and make it unrecoverable!
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