IslandMix

1.. Running on Trini time - the soldiers would be too late to fight

2.. Coolers filled with drinks would take priority over military backpacks

3.. The war would be renamed, "The Desert Lime"

4.. War supplies would consist of doubles and red solo

5.. Mass surrender because troops keep waving their rags in the air

6.. The pilots would go on strike

7.. Army tanks would be replaced by unruly Maxi Taxis

8.. War front line will become next hot venue for the WASA fete

9.. Constant battlefield arguments about who won Panorama 2003

10.. Troops would only advance to the sound of steelpan and brass